maggiemay12:

Head under water and they tell me to breathe easy.

maggiemay12:

Head under water and they tell me to breathe easy.

xmptyspace:

if you ever feel stupid just remember that there are people who think sleeping with sirens is heavy

colinsbulge:

okiidoke:

whysollux:

 

gophrr:

volvata:

jesuschristvevo:

omg i was looking up pics of hitler and i cANT STOP LAUGHING

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#HEER ISCH MEIN HANDEL #HEER ISCH MEIN SPOUT

#WHEN DU TIPS ME OVER HEAR MEIN SHOUT #”ALL ZE JEWS MUST BE VIPED OUT”

Oh my god

Only on tumblr do we not question why they were looking up hitler

sergeantjerkbarnes:

this is the most embarrassing post i have ever seen

sergeantjerkbarnes:

this is the most embarrassing post i have ever seen

"On hearing this, Jesus said to them, “It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners.”"

Mark 2:17 

I know I don’t often post bible verses but I love this for so many reasons. He was someone who hung out with tax collectors, prostitutes, drunks & plenty of others. NOT to participate in what they’re doing but to help them turn to a better life. (via theboatwasactuallyplanc)

gnarly:

that one person everyone loves and you’re just like

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wonnderr-lusttt:

looow-tus:

undftdaniel:

defend-sissy-boy-emo:

jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

glad everyone’s on the same page here